gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

(via heroesofhyrule)

shibopanda:

the legend of zelda is a terrifyingly depressing series and what’s worse is that they hide all of it with goofy characters and bright colors

(via rinkuchii)

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The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.

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10 Toys That Are Replacing Cutting-Edge Technology (via strandedonthemainland)

I dropped my 3DS down a flight of concrete stairs and it just got a little scratched on the corners.

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(via akihikobooty)

They named her Hilda

samrgarrett:

Really

REALLY

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AND I DIDNT EVEN MAKE THAT I FOUND IT BY ACCIDENT ON GOOGLE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED NINTENDO

ACK

samrgarrett:

So I haven’t really been liveblogging A Link Between Worlds but something is worth mentioning

THAT MINOR KEY ZELDA’S LULLABY SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

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THIS IS MY FACE. THIS IS MY FUCKING FACE WHILE IT WAILS FROM MY 3DS LIKE A WHALE’S DYING SONG